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Bear
 Post subject: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 6:43 am 
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So after landing my new job as a part-time Wal-Mart greeter, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her
two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'They ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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JtBKnightMan
 Post subject: Re: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:58 pm 
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LOL!!


Knight!!
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LoSt
 Post subject: Re: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:57 pm 
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I think I know that woman........too funny :lol:
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gotya
 Post subject: Re: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:41 pm 
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LOL! Good one Bear!

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JtB GuNz
 Post subject: Re: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:41 am 
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LMAO too funny
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JtBPoet
 Post subject: Re: Bear's Part Time Job...
PostPosted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:46 pm 
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Still funny, after a month...sorry Imissed this one earlier :chr:

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